I’m just going to come right out and say it: I. LOVE. YOU.
I can’t imagine my life without you.
We’ve known each other a while now. Remember when we were introduced in high school? Remember the AOL CD that came in the mail? Those were good times. Simpler times. Then I went off to college and got my first email address. Things got pretty serious after that. I am pretty certain that I would have never graduated if it weren’t for you. Thank you for being with me through all those research papers. I’ll never forget my first apartment, holding my laptop up to the window sill to steal wireless from my neighbors just so we could be together.
You’ve answered so many questions for me. The answers may or may not be true, but I’m pretty satisfied with saying, “I Googled it.” And I am confident that someone on Wikipedia will edit in the correct information. Internet, that’s how much I trust you.
You have provided me with endless opportunities to waste my time, money, and brain cells. For that, my friend, I must thank you. You instill in me a quiet numbness that is comforting on a stressful day.
On this day, Internet, I am glad that we are together and that we’ve made it this far.
All my love,